I forgot how crazy this website is

nerdgasam:

today i realized that lisening to the les mis soundtrack while doing homework is not very productive one minute you’re dramatically lip syncing and the next you’re in tears and you realize that it’s been an hour and you have written two sentences  

It’s been about 2 months, BUT I HATH RETURNED

kevinskidney:

louisbum:

nakedwithhoran:

does england exist to make every other country look stupid

all but one

yea, america can do it by itself 

(Source: dylanofryin, via operation83obsessive)

all-four-cheekbones:

doorlord5ever:

all-four-cheekbones:

So would Spider-man’s acrobatics be referred to as Peter Parkour

You mean his aracnobatics?

You win best response.

(via iwatchthebees)

tora-o:

skepticalavenger:

whats-an-algebra:

do atheists say oh my god

yep.  we say it any time we hear something that’s unbelievable.

(Source: mondaysarepeopletoo, via operation83obsessive)

dontkillchic:

aluminumapples:

dontkillchic:

holyjazspers:

dontkillchic:

DOES FANNY MEAN SOMETHING DIFFERENT IN AMERICA BECAUSE PEOPLE DO NOT “SHAKE THEIR FANNY” HERE OKAY THEY JUST DONT

wait what does fanny mean in england

VAGINA

in america fanny means butt because we don’t have vaginas. the government refuses to acknowledge their existence.

hands over ownership of this post 2 u

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summary of 2012

• stop kony
• honey boo boo
• olympics
• gangnam style
• hurricane sandy

Don’t forget

• Peasants
• Scalene triangle
• Nice legs daisy dukes

Also

• Cole Sprouse’s tumblr
• comic sans on pictures
• stock pictures of people laughing while eating salad
• afro circus 

And

• the “you tried” star
• Mitt Romney jokes
• listen here cumslut
• actual cannibal shia labeouf

good job 2012 good job

(Source: mikerowsoft, via captainamerica-in-middle-earth)

sherlockisthenight:

fezofrassilon:

cairsn:

The part of a book where the title actually starts to make sense.

With the hobbit, that’s the first line.

(Source: theeunicewu, via lokis-army-at-221b)